Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right! Here I am! Stuck in the middle with you...
Hey butt-pirates and bananna-ninjas!
Name: 'Beanie' - Sex: Female - Age: (Physically:)16 (Mentally:) 50 (Maturity:) Varies - Location: The Bates Motel
Stalks: Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, Owen and Luke Wilson, Anthony Hopkins, Robert DeNiro, and Robert Englund.
Likes: Animals, comedy, horror, Saturday Night Live, food, dance, drawing, books, writing, music, driving, sleeping, action, hats, pirates,
ninjas,
posters, Trivial Pursuit, money, T.V., movies, candy, school, comics, gangsters, musicals, theatre, traveling, video games, computer.
Hates: Idiots, fakes, stereotypes, iNet 'language', sunlight, schmucks, average schnooks, 'normal'.
Can be found: Drawing - writing - reading - watching movies - dancing - acting - fooling around - sleeping -
flashing gang signs at old people - screaming at strangers - impersonating her stalkees - with Crow-san, Katie, Delaney, Heather,
Ben, Kyle, Josh, Wes, Bryan, Matt, Kristan, Tim, Deanne, Zach, Allyssa, Anna, Macie, Kelsey, and Gordo.
Will: Belch in public - scream for no reason - dance for you if you give me a quarter - stay up until all hours of the night - say sexy things
to herself when she's dancing - become famous.
Says when:
"Holiday whobewhattie?" - When confused.
"Aye?/Si?/Huh?/Wha?/Que?/Oro?/Yeeees?" - When called upon.
"Right on./Groovy./Sweet./Cool./Awesome." - When pleased or understood.
"Fuck beans!" - When frustrated.
"Well, let me be the first to say, "Congratulations." to you.
You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. Way to work it through." - When saracsticly
congratulatiing stupidity.
Or, quoting
Movies,
T.V.,
Comix,
Music,
Cartoons.
Ask me about my obsession. If you don't have eternity don't ask.